The debates over the ratification of the Constitution are often associated with the lofty prose of “Publius” of The Federalist Papers or the Antifederalist writings of “Federal Farmer” and “Brutus.” But not all discourse about the Constitution was substantive. Federalists frequently lampooned Antifederalists as rubes, unsophisticated people who were susceptible to rumors, irrational fears, and anarchy. Antifederalists likewise attacked Federalists, who they believed had been blinded to the dangers of the Constitution merely because men such as George Washington and Benjamin Franklin supported it. Federalist and Antifederalist authors regularly found space for insults and general abuse. Few, if any, topics were off-limits in the contest over ratifying the new Constitution.
The Federalist author of spurious “Centinel” XV satirized Antifederalists as so desperate to stir up the people that they might resort to kicks “in the breech.” “Peter Prejudice” caricatured an Antifederalist as so suspicious of changes proposed by the Convention of 1787 that he refused to wear a pair of new pants-a metaphor for the Constitution-that would constrain his “free-born members.” Antifederalists poked fun at Federalists by imitating the Gospel of Luke in “The Chronicles of Early Times”: “blessed art thou amongst men, O Gouvero [Gouverneur Morris].” And “One of the Nobility” appended a bitingly satirical “Political Creed of every Fœderalist” to his letter to the printer, scorning Federalists for elitism, anti-liberalism, and blind loyalty to the Constitutional Convention.
Federalist Pieces
- Daniel Shays to the Antifederal Junto in Philadelphia, Philadelphia Independent Gazetteer, 25 September 1787
- Parable, American Mercury, 22 October 1787
- A Political Dialogue, Massachusetts Centinel, 24 October 1787
- Wat Tyler, A Proclamation, Pennsylvania Herald, 24 October 1787
- A Slave, New York Journal, 25 October 1787
- A Dialogue Between Mr. Schism and Mr. Cutbrush, Boston Gazette, 29 October 1787
- A Dialogue Between Mr. Z and Mr. &, Massachusetts Centinel, 31 October 1787
- A Dialogue Between Mr. Z and Mr. &, Massachusetts Centinel, 7 November 1787
- A Receipt [Recipe] for an Antifederalist Essay, Pennsylvania Gazette, 14 November 1787
- A Lunarian, New York Daily Advertiser, 20 December 1787
- The Forc’d Alliance, Middletown, Conn., Middlesex Gazette, 31 December 1787
- Philo-Musæ, Massachusetts Centinel, 2 January 1788
- Curtiopolis, New York Daily Advertiser, 18 January 1788
- Anarch, Newport Herald, 7 February 1788
- Boston Independent Chronicle, 7 February 1788
- Spurious Centinel XV, Pennsylvania Mercury, 16 February 1788
- The Arraignment of Centinel, Pennsylvania Mercury, 28 February 1788
- Anarchy, Poughkeepsie Country Journal, 18 March 1788
- Purported Letters from George Bryan to John Ralston, Pennsylvania Gazette, 26 March 1788
- Spurious Luther Martin: Address No. V, Philadelphia Federal Gazette, 10 April 1788
- Peter Prejudice: The New Breeches, Philadelphia Federal Gazette, 15 April 1788
- A Fair Bargain, Philadelphia American Museum, August 1788
- Bumclangor, State Gazette of North Carolina, 6 October 1788
Antifederalist Pieces
- Inspector I, New York Journal, 20 September 1787
- Blessings of the New Government, Philadelphia Independent Gazetteer, 6 October 1787
- The Chronicles of Early Times, Philadelphia Freeman’s Journal, 17 October 1787
- John Humble: Address of the Lowborn, Philadelphia Independent Gazetteer, 29 October 1787
- A Son of Liberty, New York Journal, 8 November 1787
- Boston American Herald, 19 November 1787
- Lycurgus, Boston Gazette, 19 November 1787
- New York Journal, 5 December 1787
- One of the Nobility, New York Journal, 12 December 1787
- James Bowdoin to James de Caledonia, Philadelphia Independent Gazetteer, 27 February 1788
- James de Caledonia to James Bowdoin, Philadelphia Freeman’s Journal, 12 March 1788
- Honestus, New York Journal, 26 April 1788
- Aristocrotis: The Government of Nature Delineated; or An Exact Picture of the New Federal Constitution, Carlisle, Pa., c. 27 April 1788